Who is your friend?

[Singachea]

Two best friends are starting the conversation:

First man: Hey, you are an excellent hunter. Suppose you go to Africa and meet a huge lion; what will you do?

Second man: just shoot him lah...

First man: Suppose at that time your gun doesn't work, then?

Second man: We will climb the tree.

First man: Suppose the lion also climbs, then?

Second man: We will go to the top of the tree.

First man: Suppose it follows you to the top of the tree, then?

Second man: Yeee..... am I your friend or is lion your friend? Do you want the lion to kill me?