top ten reasons to date or not to date an engineer

[guitarman]

Top Ten reasons to date an engineer are

>The world does revolve around us... We pick the coordinate system.
>Find out what those other buttons on your calculator do.
>We know how to handle stress and strain in our relationships.
>Parents will approve.
>Help with your math homework.
>Can calculate head pressure.
>Looks good on a resume.
>Free body diagrams.
>High demand in working market.
>Extremely good looking

Top ten reasons not to date an engineer are

>T-shirt and jeans are their formal dress. Hot dog and a six-pack is their seven-course meal.
>The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net.
>Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussycat.
>Works from 8:30am to 9:30pm daily. No morning kisses and no evening walks.
>No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic.
>Only listens to rocky style songs. Hates everything from Bach to Prince.
>Touches his car more often than you.
>Talks in acronyms.
>Can't leave that damn pencil off his ear for a minute.
>Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging.

[khemer_85]

hahah, look at the picture