English Translation

[guitarman]

TRANSLATING WOMEN'S LANGUAGE!!

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

We need = I want

I'm sorry = you’ll be sorry

We need to talk = I want to complain

Sure...go ahead = Dont do it!

Is my butt fat? = Tell me that I'm beautiful

Do what you want = you’ll pay for this anyway

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

You're so... Manly = you need a shave and you sweat a lot

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

It's your decision = the correct decision should be obvious by now

You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about??

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on XBox

How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

TRANSLATING MEN'S LANGUAGE

I'm hungry = I'm hungry

I'm sleepy = I want to sleep

I'm tired = I dont want sex!

Nice dress = Great Tits!

I love you = let’s have sex.

I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

What's wrong = I guess s** tonight is out of the question

I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better making love now!

Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you after that

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd of course like to have sex with you

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next 5 minutes

Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me .

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay

[aaliyah]

hey, why not think positive abt human beings??

when woman says " I love you" she means it... more then often only hopes that you love her and pamper her too =)

pamper her by showing ur care and concern, like sending a msg: "how are you today?" will probably cheer her up the whole day (at least this is true for me :p)

when guys say they need to be alone, let them.. sometimes it's good to let them "return to their caves" for a while, let them be themselves, then talk later.. do not pressure them.. they need personal space, just like any woman does

all in all, think +ve abt people's act... they may not always think of sex or demanding for something..

[khemer_85]

it's quite true about men need space heheh, indeed we really appreciate a lot when girls do not disturb us so much and leave us alone