Marketting Strategy

[guitarman]

MARKETING STRATEGIES:

A Professor at one of the conference was explaining marketing concepts to
students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I
am rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing.

2. You’re at a party with bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friend goes up to her and pointing at you says: “he’s very rich.
Marry him!” – That’s Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say” “hi, i’m very rich. Marry
me.” – That’s Telemarketing.

4. You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the
door (of her car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her
ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” – That’s
Public Relations.

5. You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
say: “you are very rich! Can you marry me?” – That’s Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I
am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. –
That’s Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I
am very rich marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband, -- that’s
Demand & Supply Gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person comes and tells her: “I’m rich. Will you
marry me?” And she goes with him – that’s Competition eating into your
Market Share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: “I’m rich, marry me!” Your wife arrives. – That’s Restriction for
entering New Markets.[/b]

[indogo]

Where do you find these....well funny



cheers

[sammy_ekek]

LOLZ! That is really funny. I believe there is such thing in the reality.

[sakura]

Now is it easier for you to differentiate between each strategy?
The joke is very funny and interesting btw

[sakura]

Now is it easier for you to differentiate between each strategy?
By the way, the joke is very funny and interesting

[sambo]

oh thats really creative

[tarponkeith]

I like that... this should be taught in all major business schools...