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guitarman fourth grade
Joined: 04 Nov 2005 Posts: 728
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:45 pm Post subject: Marketting Strategy |
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MARKETING STRATEGIES:
A Professor at one of the conference was explaining marketing concepts to
students:-
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I
am rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing.
2. You’re at a party with bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friend goes up to her and pointing at you says: “he’s very rich.
Marry him!” – That’s Advertising.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say” “hi, i’m very rich. Marry
me.” – That’s Telemarketing.
4. You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the
door (of her car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her
ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” – That’s
Public Relations.
5. You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
say: “you are very rich! Can you marry me?” – That’s Brand Recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I
am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. –
That’s Customer Feedback.
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I
am very rich marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband, -- that’s
Demand & Supply Gap.
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person comes and tells her: “I’m rich. Will you
marry me?” And she goes with him – that’s Competition eating into your
Market Share.
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: “I’m rich, marry me!” Your wife arrives. – That’s Restriction for
entering New Markets.[/b]
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indogo fourth grade
Joined: 03 May 2006 Posts: 223
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:56 am Post subject: |
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Where do you find these....well funny
cheers
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sammy_ekek
Joined: 10 May 2006 Posts: 4 Location: France
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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LOLZ! That is really funny. I believe there is such thing in the reality.
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sakura first grade
Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Posts: 12 Location: singapore
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:34 am Post subject: |
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Now is it easier for you to differentiate between each strategy?
The joke is very funny and interesting btw 
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sakura first grade
Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Posts: 12 Location: singapore
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:34 am Post subject: |
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Now is it easier for you to differentiate between each strategy?
By the way, the joke is very funny and interesting 
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sambo second grade
Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 59 Location: Australia
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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oh thats really creative
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tarponkeith second grade
Joined: 31 Jul 2007 Posts: 53
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:24 am Post subject: |
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I like that... this should be taught in all major business schools...
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