fun with mr. bean

[guitarman]

A Brain Tumor
Doctor: you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (Jump in Joy!!!)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr Bean: Yes of course, do you think i'm dumb?
Doctor: then why are you so happy??
Mr. Bean: I have a brain!

In Primary School
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr Bean: Ah, you are trying to fool me, by reversing the numbers eh? The answer is 6!!! (Hint: 6 is the reversed of 9).

In a Drug Store
Mr Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B or C?
Mr Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet.

At the ATM Machine
Friend: What are you looking at
Mr Bean: I know your PIN number.
Friend: Allright, what is my PIN number if you saw it?
Mr Bean: Six asterisks (******)

Net BUZZ from the NewPaper, Singapore.